As this Government seem hell-bent on introducing league tables for absolutely everything, we thought it would be fun to come up with some of our own:

1. Weather fronts from March 6th to 27th
2. Fish eaten on Sundays before tea
3. Green vegetables that are boiled not steamed
4. Eyeliner
5. Cheese biscuits
6. Supermarket trolleys
7. Pieces of paper with [...]